Category Archives: B-movie

The Woman in Black (2012)

From NetFlix:

Dispatched by his boss to an isolated seaside village to tie up a recently deceased client’s affairs, a young London lawyer finds himself in a community grappling with dark secrets — and a haunting presence with a sinister agenda.

Yet another haunted house arises to waste our time. Despite good, mostly dark, production values, there is nothing special to recommend this mildly horrible horror film.

Ciarán Hinds (Aberforth Dumbledore in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”) was the only actor I recognized. Ciarán has put on a lot of weight.

Expect a slightly surprising ending if you do actually bother to watch this movie.

The Happening (2008)

From NetFlix:

When a deadly airborne virus threatens to wipe out the northeastern United States, teacher Elliott Moore (Mark Wahlberg) and his wife (Zooey Deschanel) flee from contaminated cities into the countryside in a fight to discover the truth. Is it terrorism, the accidental release of some toxic military bio weapon — or something even more sinister? John Leguizamo and Betty Buckley co-star in this thriller from writer-director M. Night Shyamalan.

Not all disaster films are created equal. Some are quiet, most are mayhem. Some gore is inevitable. Some end well but lately, in keeping with our current cultural pessimism, most do not end well. Some are isolated (to, say, just the Titanic). Some are global (as in “War of the Worlds”). Some come from an earthly threat as in global warming. Some come from out there somewhere, say an asteroid or nasty aliens.

In “The Happening” we are confronted with a rather quiet, not terribly gory, temporarily unexplained local disaster. Eventually we get an explanation for which you might have to suspend disbelief. But hidden in all the excitement is a love story. Spoilers are not allowed so you will have to watch the film to see who survives (if anyone … wicked laugh to follow).

Congratulations to Mark Wahlberg who does not take his shirt off even once. His acting is acceptable, but the story is better and fairly inventive.

One critic said it best in that this film is a “genuinely enjoyable B-movie for anyone inclined (or able) to see it that way”.