Category Archives: B-movie

Extraction (2020)

From IMDB:

Tyler Rake, a fearless black market mercenary, embarks on the most deadly extraction of his career when he’s enlisted to rescue the kidnapped son of an imprisoned international crime lord.

From Netflix you can stream this 1 hour 57 minute killing festival.

As one critic noted: “I hope the actors were paid by the bullet.”  Indeed what you see is what you get and probably expected. Still, from time to time who doesn’t enjoy some gratuitous violence.

Of course, our hero Tyler Rake (played by Chris Hemsworth ) never misses a shot even when wounded so gravely that he can barely lift his assault weapon.  Similarly he never loses a martial arts bare hands fight.  However, I suspect the ending might surprise you.

Just insert your earplugs and let the adrenalin flow.

Playing It Cool (2015)

From Amazon Prime:

The story of a young man (Chris Evans) who meets and instantly falls in love with a young woman. But there’s a problem…she’s engaged. Will staying in the friend-zone pay off, or is he stuck there forever? Either way, he’ll have to play it cool.

From Amazon Prime you can stream this 1 hour 34 minute film starring Chris Evans, Michelle Monaghan, Topher Grace.

In the mood for a bit of a fun, fluffy, romcom (for the older reader, “romcom” means romantic comedy)?   Some large portion of the film is devoted to talking heads. But the clever give and take of the conversations brought a smile to my face.  And yes, there are many not so subtle sexual references, which seems to be the norm these days.

Nothing special, but easy, relaxed viewing.

Time of Death (2013)

From IMDB:

Following the death of CEO Robert Loring at precisely 10:44 pm, the FBI sends in Jordan Price, one of their best and brightest to solve the case. As other key executives are murdered at exactly the same time, Jordan finds herself investigating the past in order to solve the case. She quickly discovers the ultimate cover up and is under the gun to solve the mystery before the next victim is killed.

From Amazon Prime you can stream this film which lasts about 2 hours.

If it were not for the (eventually predictable) plot, this piece of acceptable trash would not be worth the price of admission. Kathleen Robertson as Jordan Price is a beautiful woman but not a beautiful actress.  Her sidekick is downright ordinary.

No point in wasting a lot of words in this review. You can find better.

The Words (2012)

From IMDB:

A writer at the peak of his literary success discovers the steep price he must pay for stealing another man’s work.

From Amazon Prime you can stream this feature-length film lasting 1 hour and 42 minutes.

Although the cast of actors includes such known names as Dennis Quaid, John Hannah, Jeremy Irons, and Bradley Cooper, in general I would rate this as a B-film. As a story within a story the plot presents  somewhat of a mystery which never gets completely resolved. Jeremy Irons is convincing but for me Dennis Quaid was disappointing.

At the very least this acceptable literary film is an escape from the all too prevalent violence, crime, and serial killers.

Doctor Foster (2015)

From IMDB:

A woman suspects her husband of having an affair. After following several lines of inquiry far more unravels including a streak of violence below the surface

From Netflix you can stream two seasons of this BBC soap opera. Each season consists of 5 episodes. At this point (July 2018) it is uncertain as to whether there will be a third season, even though the ending of season two cries for a continuation of the story.

Make no mistake, these 10 episodes comprise nothing better than a sex-and-revenge fueled soap opera. Nonetheless, yours truly binged frantically from episode to episode long after my wife lost interest in “pure tripe.”  But I have never been ashamed to admit that “I Love Trash!”

If you watch much British TV, then many of the actors will be familiar faces.  Most probably you may recognize Suranne Jones, who plays the lead role as Dr. Gemma Foster, as one of the team of women police detectives in “Scott & Bailey” (which I heartily recommend).

If for no other reason than to enjoy watching one of the best revenge dinners I have ever seen, put this potboiler on your list of guilty pleasures.

The Dressmaker (2015)

From IMDB:

A glamorous woman returns to her small town in rural Australia. With her sewing machine and haute couture style, she transforms the women and exacts sweet revenge on those who did her wrong.

From Amazon Prime you can stream this 2 hour film.

Revenge is the keyword in this Australian comedy-drama. Wikepedia offers you more than you probably want to know about this film. Equally important is the ever present theme of haute couture.   It stars Kate Winslet as a femme fatale in the titular role of the dressmaker, Myrtle “Tilly” Dunnage, who returns to a small Australian town to take care of her ailing, mentally unstable mother, played by Judy Davis.  Along the way we encounter a love affair, false accusations of murder, and (did we forget to mention ?) revenge.

Sometimes the acting is over the top if not downright corny. But the visual fun of the film is the outrageous cast of  characters: the policeman is a cross-dresser, Judy Davis is a positive wreck, several women are timid and unattractive until Tilly takes charge. Three quarters through the story we think we see a happy ending … but then suddenly — (you will just have to watch the film!)

Even though I would give the film a B+,  I enjoyed every minute. Visually the oddities and clothing transformations are fun to watch and the story for all its faults is engrossing.

Erased (2012)

From IMDB:

An ex-CIA agent and his estranged daughter are forced on the run when his employers erase all records of his existence, and mark them both for termination as part of a wide-reaching international conspiracy.

From Netflix you can stream this 1 hour 40 minutes single film (not a series).

Formulaic (CIA killers, CIA agents moving to the dark side, invincible ex-CIA agent hero and his estranged but  brave and clever daughter, amoral weapons-dealing corporation) film with lots of action, chasing, and sometimes really bad and corny acting.

You have seen it all before, but it just fun seeing the bad guys get what is coming to them.

East of Everything (2008)

From AcornTV :

In this addictive Australian drama, travel writer Art Watkins (Richard Roxburgh, Rake, Moulin Rouge!) is forced to return home to Broken Bay when his mother dies and dictates in her will that he reopen the family resort along with his estranged brother, Vance (Tom Long, SeaChange).

From IMDB:

2 brothers who are always at odds are forced by their just-deceased mothers’ strange will to work together and rescue her deteriorating backpack hostel called ‘far out east’. A small town, Broken Bay, is home to most, but not all, of the characters where they work, play and generally get into trouble. A funny, sometimes sad look into the lives of people who are just trying to be themselves.

From AcornTV (all things British) you can stream 2 seasons of this Australian soap opera.  Season 1 has 6 episodes. Season 2 has 7 episodes. Each episode is about an hour.

Even if it is only a B-grade soap opera, still it is relaxing to watch a show without violence, serial killers, and other grim features. Season one is self-contained but leads naturally into season 2.  Many of the characters are somewhat eccentric or hippie or dopey or all of the above.  Other adjectives such as corny or maudlin or predictable come to mind.

Not exactly an enthusiastic recommendation.

Silver Spoon (2014)

From Netflix  you can stream 12 episodes of season 1. Russian is spoken and the subtitles are in English.

As far as I can remember, this is the first Russian TV series I have ever watched. One the one hand much of the mechanics of this police procedural resemble other such series, however there are elements which must be a part of Russian culture that we don’t see in other presentations.

At first face Igor is a wealthy playboy who gets into enough trouble that his powerful father forces him to work as a beginning cop. As the plot thickens Igor improves as a person eventually becoming competent in his job. But dogging him throughout the series is the background quest to learn who killed his mother. This quest leads to all kinds of conflicts that delve into the oligarchic corruption that is Russia. In addition there is a romantic triangle involving conflict between Igor and his rival for the attentions of Igor’s female boss in the police department.

Besides the constant presence and influence of powerful, wealthy, and often unscrupulous oligarchs, there is the constant and pervasive problem of alcoholism in the general population. In fact, whenever Igor has a setback, he gets drunk. Russian alcoholism is NOT a myth or cliché. Go to Google to learn that although from time to time the Russian authorities try to combat the problem, basically the government is hypocritical in that it is the government that sells and profits from the alcohol.

Because I was fascinated by what I hope is an honest portrait of life in Russia, I watched all 12 episodes. HOWEVER, I cannot recommend this show as good drama. Often the acting is insufficient. From my viewpoint, the plots for the most part are unrealistic and offer simplistic and far too easy solutions. In the beginning of the series (which is really boring and terribly amateur) Igor just spends Trump-like amounts of money to solve not only his problems, but also those of the police. Igor’s “conversion” is only somewhat believable. He could never survive on a policeman’s salary. Many of the emotional moments are just plain corny.

Finally, before you commit to all 12 episodes, I think it only fair to warn you (spoiler alert!) to not expect a happy ending. In fact, the ending reeks of Russian despair.

Winter (2016)

From Acorn TV:

Rebecca Gibney (Packed to the Rafters) stars as Detective Eve Winter in this gripping Australian murder mystery series.

“Gripping” it was NOT!  From Acorn TV you could suffer while you stream 6 episodes of this cliché-ridden, poorly written, embarrassingly acted detective series.

DO NOT BOTHER!